fic for vicky! Urbine, 2800, R, 'The Envy of All I See'

[thalialunacy2]

Title: The Envy of All I See
Fandom: Star Trek (reboot) RPF
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: R for Chris's potty mouth and some smoochin'.
Length: 2,877 words.
Genre: Twee rom-com.
Summary: Karl makes ridiculous faces. Chris pretends it doesn't bother him. Zach is smarter than the rest of them combined.
Dedication: norfolkdumpling, this is for you. <3 (I was gonna write you something with Karl in eyeliner, but this was just begging to be finished. Hope you don't mind. ^^)

Notes: This fic was started & nearly finished way back in the day (2011). I have no idea why it was abandoned, but I found it again, and just in time for a very amazing lady's birthday.
Disclaimer: Obvious fictional content in fictional. Please, please don’t sue me. And don’t be hatin, we just like the fuckin.
Credits/Sources/Inspirations/Etc: It all started with this picture, obvs, which led to a prompt from the lovely 3_foot_6, which, yes, I already filled once, which might've been why this one was abandoned, come to think of it. But I like this one a lot, too, and some girl had a birthday, so. The title is, indeed, from Fiddler on the Roof. Thanks to jazzy_peaches & starsfell & the crew on Tumblr. Source credits go to When Harry Met Sally…, and, as always, Aaron motherfucking Sorkin.


( Chris notices first. )

Comments

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

YES OHMYGOD LUNCH BREAK PORN I can't wait

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

Heeehee YAAAAYYY! <333

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

My god I love your icon

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

:D:D:D By the lovely norfolkdumpling, who makes fanTASTIC icons at dumplingdoodles. :D

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

so if i just show up with all your icons, you won't mind, right?

0:-)

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

lolol hells no. MOAR URBINE :D

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

I'm considering moving. Midwest ain't all it's cracked up to be. I've heard about this place.... Pinecity.....sounds nice. Any thoughts?

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

lmao

yes it's very lovely. it's always springtime, as Chris Pine so eloquently said. ;)

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

great. i shall live there forever and fly the flag high for all to see.



( don't stop)

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

aaahhhh omg i haven't seen that entry in a while :jumps all over it: STANDING LIKE A MAN WHO LOVES CHRIS PINE, WHAT WHAT.

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

But is it all for //one// person....that's the question, innit?

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

okay legit, loud laugh just happened

I THINK WE ALL KNOW MY STANCE ON THIS SUBJECT. and Natalie's (http://fuckyeahurbine.tumblr.com/post/74726492010/mckirkbyjoja-from-natalie-urbans-pinterest) heehee

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

Hoh mah god. is that real? Like...Natalie-Natalie? Nat? Losing my words here.

things must be different and magical in a land where the toilets flush the other way

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

RIGHT

I LOST MY MIND WHEN I SAW IT. okay, no, i almost lost my mind but I was like 'hey somebody tell me if that's legit' and my friend norfolkdumpling (hmm, sensing a theme? lol) used her AMAZING google-fu and it really, really seems legit. The pinterest account is connected to a FB account I am 99.9% sure is her. And I know fans can be crazy but honestly, she is not somebody I would think anybody would fake being on the internet, you know? although you never know i guess lolol. But. Yeah. I, personally, believe it's hers, and that she thinks we're hilarious. Probably also thinks we're mental, but at least hilarious. XB

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

ok let's be real, given the chance, wouldn't you pretend to be Karl's wife on the internet? ummmmm i would. :P

But seriously. That's fantastic. I hope she gets some enjoyment out of our mentalism. And out of Karl's pointy, pointy nipples.



Since I know I do.

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY WAS THERE A QUESTION IN THERE BECAUSE ALL I CAN HEAR IS BUZZING IN MY EARS AND IT SOUNDS LIKE NIPPLEZZZZZZZZZ

I think I should make him sign something incredibly embarrassing when I see him next month.

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

Um I'm sorry did you you actually try to communicate something beyond the INTENSE JEALOUSLY MAKING NO WAY OH MY GOD I HATE YOU EXCEPT THAT YOU'RE AWESOME factoid because all my brain is doing right now is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE NO WAY can I send you ten million embarrasing things for him to sign i'll pay for postage and bribe you to send them back. really if he'd just put on lipstick and kiss my McCoy action figure I reckon I'd be happy to the end of my days.

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

lolllllll

well i think that's probably against the rules, at least the lipstick, lol. i'll have to pay to get an autograph... it doesn't say there's an item limit but i'm guessing there will be... THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING. fdsjakl;fdjskla;

also you just said reckon, and i'm not even sorry that i find that adorable <3

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

Ok fine just get a picture of him like this and I will be satisfied in my pants



And don't be scared of your first time I'm sure he'll be gentle with you. I once had to ask Nichelle Nichols for her autograph and if I can get through that with my dignity and ovaries intact I'm sure you'll be fine. WHERE THE FUCK are you going anyway?!?

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

I CAN DO ZAT. probably, unless I forget because I'm too busy staring at his fucking face. I'm going to Emerald City Comicon in Seattle, and as it seems Karl's determined to do the con circuit this year, he will be there and I already have my ticket and i'm told I pay for the autograph and picture at the time?! no idea.

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

*flail* I was looking at and lusting over that con awhile ago SO COOL HAVE THE MOST BEAT FUN I've never been to a con except for Trek Fest ten million years ago which isn't really one at all. I can't wait to hear about it.

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

aww but trek fest sounds amazzzzing! And I'm not really a comic book person, so other people probably get a lot more out of emerald city than me. but then again KARRRRRL is more than enough for me. XB

and i surely will give a full report afterwards, if i can get myself to stop shrieking and running into walls lolol - but I'm ngl i just read through your post and laughed a lot. you rocked that hair omg.

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

Trek Fest WAS amazing, I keep meaning to go back...though it sounds like it hasn't been quite such a to-do since that year, it was barely a month since the reboot and everyone was Trek-mad :) But still, it was rad. And...re: my hair...lol thanks :) part of it was just that I was working on a farm at the time and it was damn hot and I have always been too lazy to take care of my hair, but at least in part it was that I was engaged to a guy at the time and was (totally unconsciously, totally) clinging to what vestiges of my queer identity I still could :P

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

ah. well. the non-fandom trek people I know loooooved STID, so

ahahahaha omg sorry i'm probably not supposed to laugh at that. >.> I FEEL YOU, let's just put it that way.

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

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[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

I'M SO GLAD. I really did want to write you eyeliner!Karl but this happened anyways so I'm glad you're okay with it. >.>

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

PSHAW. Like I'd ever not be OK with thaliafic written for me!

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

WELL IN THAT CASE

lol i tried to think of something i'd write that you wouldn't like but honestly, we're so alike that i think that's an impossible task

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

Ha, yep! Other than the usual big warning-worthy stuff that you know I don't read, I think it would take 'Thalia describes Karl and Chris eating a huge bowl of coriander' to put me off :D

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

l
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DON'T TEMPT ME.

:P

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

Well, you know Zach hates coriander too, so he could be my horrified Mary Sue By Proxy :D

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

Z: No.
C: Yes.
K: What if I told you it was coriander?
Z: I've been to Europe, once or twice, but nice try.
C: A for effort, Karl.
Z: No he does not get a reward kiss for that, what are you -- NO, not WITH the cilantro
Z: Oh god I'm leaving.

:B

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

Ahaha YAYS! Two Urbines in one day? BEST EARLY BIRTHDAY EVAAAAARRRR! And now I'm going to bed all warm and fuzzy. ILU <3

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

mission: accomplished. May this be a good early start to a wonderful birthday week ♥

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

oh my god the erotic eyebrows i can't even