The Ladies' Room

Title: The Envy of All I See
Fandom: Star Trek (reboot) RPF
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: R for Chris's potty mouth and some smoochin'.
Length: 2,877 words.
Genre: Twee rom-com.
Summary: Karl makes ridiculous faces. Chris pretends it doesn't bother him. Zach is smarter than the rest of them combined.
Dedication: norfolkdumpling, this is for you. <3 (I was gonna write you something with Karl in eyeliner, but this was just begging to be finished. Hope you don't mind. ^^)

Notes: This fic was started & nearly finished way back in the day (2011). I have no idea why it was abandoned, but I found it again, and just in time for a very amazing lady's birthday.
Disclaimer: Obvious fictional content in fictional. Please, please don’t sue me. And don’t be hatin, we just like the fuckin.
Credits/Sources/Inspirations/Etc: It all started with this picture, obvs, which led to a prompt from the lovely 3_foot_6, which, yes, I already filled once, which might've been why this one was abandoned, come to think of it. But I like this one a lot, too, and some girl had a birthday, so. The title is, indeed, from Fiddler on the Roof. Thanks to jazzy_peaches & starsfell & the crew on Tumblr. Source credits go to When Harry Met Sally…, and, as always, Aaron motherfucking Sorkin.


( Chris notices first. )

Title: it’s kinda like a running joke that’s really not funny
Fandom: Star Trek (reboot) cast RPF
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban UST
Rating: R for language.
Genre: Uh, character study ficlet of UST and dickishness.
Length: 1,162 words.
Summary: Chris is kind of a dick.
Warnings: Emphasis on the 'U' in UST, guys. Basically, I needed to work something out, and Chris was a willing conduit. You know, in my head.
Dedication: For norfolkdumpling, who is miraculously okay with the fact that I never, ever know what to say. ♥
Notes: Title & cut text from an 'Dilate' by Ani Difranco. And I have no idea of the status of ZQs grandparents; apologies to the man himself.


( i just want you to live up to the image of you i create )

Because Vicki was excited enough about it to send me trans-Atlantic texts, here’s some fic. :B

Title: The Longest Distance Between Two Places
Fandom: Star Trek (reboot) cast RPF
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: NC-17, yar
Length: 1,741 words
Genre: established (polyamorous) relationship ficlet of silliness and sex
Summary: Karl loses a watch. Except it’s not really lost, is it?
Disclaimer: I do not know these people, nor do I claim to, so please, please don’t sue me.
Notes: Sequel of sorts to Time Takes Time, You Know, so go read that first, because it's worth it for the collaborative poetry book at the end. Spawned by this snippet, and the ensuing conversation on Twitter between sangueuk, therumjournals, and norfolkdumpling. But I kinda imply herein that Karl was telling bogey pies to the interviewer, lol. Sorry, Karl. Don’t be hatin, we just like the fuckin. And we love you.


( ’Forgot how to change the time, my ass,’ Chris mutters against his skin. )