The Ladies' Room

Reader's Stupidity Disclaimer: Okay, seriously, reading fic where the two main characters' names start with the same letter and have the same amount of syllables? IS HARD, MAN.

:facepalm:

The amount of times I've got the wrong name in here, it pains me. But I still don't know how to re-record shit, because the program I use is smarter than me by far. I accidentally figured out how to turn the volume down (during the third part only, of course), so that's nice. But. There's one scene Jensen's not even MENTIONED in and I totally said his name instead of Jared's. SMRT, THALIA. SMRT.

ANYWAYS.

Something to entice you, perhaps: This is porntastic, guys. Why? Because it's an AU about making porn! \o/ It's about Jared doing gay-for-pay... and then gay-for-Jensen, naturally. (Like you do.) So you do not have to have ANY knowledge of Supernatural, or any of the actors involved, to have a good, filthy listen.

And I do mean filthy: I actually managed to kind of get turned on by my own voice a couple of times during the editing, that's how sexy this story is. I pitched 'Jensen' super low, and, well, made the most of the pornicity involved. Unf unf.


ANYWAYS, HERE IT IS FOR YOUR DOWNLOADING PLEASURE:

Relax, It's Just Sex
by alwayseven
read by thalialunacy
Supernatural RPS AU
Jared/Jensen (minor Jared/Sandy & Jared/Chad)
NC-17 frealz
3 parts
2 hrs 24 min total

text here
.zip here

♥

Another one of my top five Urbines, this story is fucking awesome. It's so funny I burst into laughter several times while recording. (Which all got edited out, lol, no fear.) But it made me love Cho (ho shit, reading him was f-u-n FUN), and because of this story, I cannot see a bottle of Vitamin Water without grinning. XB

The recording's not perfect -- hahah yeah Kiwi accent is hard, okay, and some parts are too loud, and I misread some names and didn't realize it at the time and have I mentioned Audacity sucks? so it's stuck there for life. I'm totally mortified, but y'all're smart, you'll figure out who it's supposed to be. ^^ (Hint: this is a bottom!Karl story.) And a new winner came out of the 'surprisingly difficult phrases to say' competition: 'Chris finishes his sandwich.' I had to do it like five times.

Oh, and while I was willing to pretend to be Chris pretending to be Phil Collins, I did not attempt to pretend to be Lady Gaga. So here's the track: 'Love Games' by Lady Gaga.


Disco Stick (aka Karl Can't Dance or the Lady GaGa Chronicles)
by withthepilot
Chris/Karl NC-17
40:44

text here
mp3 here


ENJOY! :D ♥

NO ONE ACTUALLY FROM AUSTRALIA OR NEW ZEALAND IS ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS, OKAY? OKAY.

(ETA because yes, I did the accents. Accent? Accent and a half? I tried to differentiate between the chick's and Karl's, but I am not that good. There's also singing. And giggles. Seriously this is the most masturbatory podfic ever; me reading my own Mary Sue lolol. But I had fun. :D)

In my defense, it was requested by more than one person. >.>

Found Your Writing on My Wall aka The Mary Sue
by... me.
Chris/OFC --> Chris/Karl
NC-17 (het & slash)
1hr 21min

text here
mp3 here

I still fucking hate Audacity. I probably should split this into two files, but... I don't know how. XB :sporks it: