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[HOLY CATS IT'S DONE YOU GUYS. IT'S DONE AND I AM FREEEEEEEEE.]

Title: How to Fake a Miracle, Or: It's Not Necromancy If You're Doing it For Love

Author(s): thalialunacy
Artist: argentsleeper

Pairings/characters: Merlin/Arthur (plus Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Ria Torres, Eli Loker, Cal Lightman, Gillian Foster, Parker, Eliot Spencer, Alec Hardison, Nathan Ford, Sophie Devereaux, and a few wee OCs)
Rating: R for language and sexual situations
Word Count: ~30k
Warnings: Crossover with Supernatural, the Fast & Furious franchise, Lie to Me, and Leverage.

Summary:

Waiting a thousand years drives Merlin to do some things he wouldn't otherwise do. Boost cars, like. Hunt demons, maybe. Trust Americans, despite better instincts.

But when all he's got is the clothes on his back and the weight of time on his shoulders, it's all too easy to end up in the middle of the woods of the northern Pacific coast of the States with two brothers named Sam & Dean, chanting dead words over an ancient sigil, trying to bring back the one thing that has ever, ever mattered to him.

And when King Arthur wakes up in their crappy hotel room sometime later, spouting a language Merlin hasn't heard in a very, very long time, well, he might well just think he's figured everything out.

Spoiler alert: He hasn't.

YO: This is an Arthur-back-from-the-dead story. It's a supernatural caper of rather large proportions, with a strong dash of snark and a bouquet of happily ever after. Enjoy. :D

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VERY EXCITED. I completely lurked all over this bizz last year, so this year I'm being useful and helping out with some admin stuff. IT'S AN INCREDIBLE FEST. AMAZING ARTISTS, SERIOUSLY AMAZING WORK. ERRBODY GATHER ROUND. :D:D:D

[Well. There was a challenge at summerpornathon to use Myths & Legends in a story. So here is a little story about Lilith, a demon, the first wife of Adam. Told in reverse, and a little off-the-charts weird, but I am in love with it.]


( She kissed like she was the last person that ever would kiss, soft and slow and hurtful like the end of the world. )

Title: Mad Merlin and the Bartender of his (Slightly Crazy) Dreams
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Genre: modern AU rom com
Rating: PG, wtf
Length: 1,396 words
Summary: Merlin is totally okay with stuffed animals talking to him. They don’t tell him to set anybody on fire, so it must be all right. Except for how it really, really isn’t.
Notes: Fusion with the show Wonderfalls; I originally started it as an attempt at an entry for summerpornathon, but it ran away from me and two hours later I just couldn’t bear to cut it. A lot of the dialogue is lifted from the series. Just… have fun with it, yeah? And watch the show if you can; it’s genius.


( The straw that broke the Merlin’s back (…so to speak) was when the tiny stuffed dragon told him to ring 999 from the pub’s phone and hang up. )

(Merlin, Merlin/Arthur, 739 words, NC-17. written for this image (nsfw) prompt at summerpornathon for teamenvy.)


( Maille does not a perfect warrior make. )