The Ladies' Room

I had the idea for this fic like... a year and a half ago? Pretty much when I started watching SPN; I'd been reading J2 before that but it really didn't click until I watched the show and watched interviews and realized exactly how huge Jared is. And then I, IDK, figured no one would want to read it, so it fell by the wayside. Until last week, when for some reason, whatever J2 I was reading at the time triggered an obsessive need to finish it, lol. And now I'm kind of in love with it. We must write the porn we want to see, after all.

Title: You’re the Deuce I Don’t Wanna Drop
Author: thalia (thalialunacy)
Fandom: Supernatural cast RPF
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Genre: Non-AU future-fic containing porn and manly feelings.
Length: 3,265 words.
Summary: Basically, everybody who’d seen Jared in anything less chaste than a snow parka swore up and down he was hung like a damn porn star.
Rating: NC-17, yar.
Disclaimer: I don’t know these people, and I don’t claim to.
Warning: This is not your mother’s romance novel. There’s poop jokes, and dick jokes, and staying in the closet, and Jensen is the one who goes by ‘J’. But I don’t write anything without love and a bit with a dog a happy ending, so it’s worth the ride.
Author’s Note: I can personally assure you that everything in here about big & tall men is absolutely plausible; I can’t say more than that without embarrassing some people in my past and present, so you’ll just have to trust me.
Dedication: To janice_lester. Not because I wrote it for her, but because she’s been particularly inspiring lately. And that ain’t hay.
Credits: The title is something my buddy Amy says about her man-friend. ‘Lizard brain’ is a Dan Savage-ism, I stole one quote from The Cutting Edge, and obvious Mallrats line is obvious.


( Jared, for all he’s been with women for the past twenty-five years, sure dives into Jensen’s pants like a champ. )