Fic: 'What Are We Stealing?' - masterpost
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thalialunacy2Title: What Are We Stealing? Or: Ackles' Eleven
Author: Thalia (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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Artist:norfolkdumpling
Fandoms/Characters: Supernatural cast RPF (Jensen, Jared, Gen, Jeff, Misha), plus the usual related hooligans (Chris, Steve, Sandy, Chad, Mike), plus some Star Trek (reboot) cast RPF (Zach, John, Anton) thrown in for funsies. Small references to Bones characters, and a few Teen Beat coverboys.
Pairing(s): Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki (background Jared/Gen and Zach/John)
Genre: AU slashy caper of fun!
Rating: NC-17, yar. (language and sexual situations)
Length: 24K
Summary: Jensen Ackles is a free man. Free to gamble, free to steal, free to walk around in swanky suits-- But, most importantly, free to gather up his old posse and risk everything to get back the one thing he couldn't keep in his sticky fingers: Jared Padalecki. Based on Ocean's Eleven (2001); written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
spn_cinema. Featuring: Jared and Jensen in swanky suits, Gen in Chanel, Misha in grandpa sweaters, Chris being the voice of reason, Steve in a clown costume, Chad blowing shit up, John cracking wise, Zach being catty, Sandy being bendy, JDM being grumpy, Anton being an innocent face, and Mike in a shirt that says 'Do the Jew'. Among other things.
The Plan | The Set-Up | The Heist | The Payoff
PDF NOW AVAILABLE AS WELL! :D
In addition:
some mood music :D
The Day Of - Ocean’s Twelve OST
A Little Less Conversation (the JLX Remix) - Elvis Presley
One for My Baby - Frank Sinatra
Luck be a Lady (Marlon Brando version) - Guys & Dolls
Clair de Lune (orchestral version) - Claude Debussy
And a helpful cast list
Warning(s): Technically, Gen’s the ‘bad guy’ in this story; no offense intended and I’m sure she’s lovely in real life. There are some Jew jokes/slurs spoken/worn by a Jewish person, or said in the context of a con job. And if you’re expecting a story that differs greatly from the movie, you’d best look elsewhere; this is basically my loveletter to its genius. You know, with porn.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, inspired by and drawn greatly from the 2001 version of Ocean's Eleven. I am not claiming to know anything about these people's actual lives, nor claiming any ownership of the plot or the script of the film. I made up pretty much everything else; none of the places or artifacts actually exist, to my knowledge, and I’ve, uh, never worked at a museum or attended UW, although I am from the area and have two music degrees. No money or goods have changed hands in the making of this, and no profit is being made from this activity. And hey, don't be hatin, we just like the fuckin.
Dedication: For24_centuries, who, upon hearing about this story, said this: ‘OBVIOUSLY THE COUCH AND CHAIR WILL BE SO POSH AND PERFECT AND THEY WILL SIT PRECISELY AND THERE WILL BE FOOD INVOLVED AND A BIT OF ALCOHOL, I PRESUME – ‘ And made me laugh for days. This story is nothing like that, girl, but I hope you like it anyway.
Sources/Inspirations/Notes/Etc: The original screenplay by Ted Griffin (with the utmost respect: I cannot improve upon perfection). Ocean's 12, as well. Bones. Sleepless in Seattle. My team of amazing awesome cheerleaders, who know who they are—They were with me for the long haul, you don’t even know, especiallyelucreh. claudia_nic, ijdtw65, and amine_eyes for the ‘omfg does this even make sense’ read-thrus. norfolkdumpling for taking pity on me and offering to do the graphics. I really cannot thank my friends enough, ever. IMDB. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Hook. Snatch. My former Counterpoint professor and former Head of Music. Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life. brainyquote.com. And as always, the genius that is Aaron Sorkin.
Author: Thalia (
thalialunacy)Artist:
norfolkdumplingFandoms/Characters: Supernatural cast RPF (Jensen, Jared, Gen, Jeff, Misha), plus the usual related hooligans (Chris, Steve, Sandy, Chad, Mike), plus some Star Trek (reboot) cast RPF (Zach, John, Anton) thrown in for funsies. Small references to Bones characters, and a few Teen Beat coverboys.
Pairing(s): Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki (background Jared/Gen and Zach/John)
Genre: AU slashy caper of fun!
Rating: NC-17, yar. (language and sexual situations)
Length: 24K
Summary: Jensen Ackles is a free man. Free to gamble, free to steal, free to walk around in swanky suits-- But, most importantly, free to gather up his old posse and risk everything to get back the one thing he couldn't keep in his sticky fingers: Jared Padalecki. Based on Ocean's Eleven (2001); written for
spn_cinema. Featuring: Jared and Jensen in swanky suits, Gen in Chanel, Misha in grandpa sweaters, Chris being the voice of reason, Steve in a clown costume, Chad blowing shit up, John cracking wise, Zach being catty, Sandy being bendy, JDM being grumpy, Anton being an innocent face, and Mike in a shirt that says 'Do the Jew'. Among other things.In addition:
some mood music :D
The Day Of - Ocean’s Twelve OST
A Little Less Conversation (the JLX Remix) - Elvis Presley
One for My Baby - Frank Sinatra
Luck be a Lady (Marlon Brando version) - Guys & Dolls
Clair de Lune (orchestral version) - Claude Debussy
And a helpful cast list
Warning(s): Technically, Gen’s the ‘bad guy’ in this story; no offense intended and I’m sure she’s lovely in real life. There are some Jew jokes/slurs spoken/worn by a Jewish person, or said in the context of a con job. And if you’re expecting a story that differs greatly from the movie, you’d best look elsewhere; this is basically my loveletter to its genius. You know, with porn.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, inspired by and drawn greatly from the 2001 version of Ocean's Eleven. I am not claiming to know anything about these people's actual lives, nor claiming any ownership of the plot or the script of the film. I made up pretty much everything else; none of the places or artifacts actually exist, to my knowledge, and I’ve, uh, never worked at a museum or attended UW, although I am from the area and have two music degrees. No money or goods have changed hands in the making of this, and no profit is being made from this activity. And hey, don't be hatin, we just like the fuckin.
Dedication: For
24_centuries, who, upon hearing about this story, said this: ‘OBVIOUSLY THE COUCH AND CHAIR WILL BE SO POSH AND PERFECT AND THEY WILL SIT PRECISELY AND THERE WILL BE FOOD INVOLVED AND A BIT OF ALCOHOL, I PRESUME – ‘ And made me laugh for days. This story is nothing like that, girl, but I hope you like it anyway.Sources/Inspirations/Notes/Etc: The original screenplay by Ted Griffin (with the utmost respect: I cannot improve upon perfection). Ocean's 12, as well. Bones. Sleepless in Seattle. My team of amazing awesome cheerleaders, who know who they are—They were with me for the long haul, you don’t even know, especially
elucreh. claudia_nic, ijdtw65, and amine_eyes for the ‘omfg does this even make sense’ read-thrus. norfolkdumpling for taking pity on me and offering to do the graphics. I really cannot thank my friends enough, ever. IMDB. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Hook. Snatch. My former Counterpoint professor and former Head of Music. Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life. brainyquote.com. And as always, the genius that is Aaron Sorkin.
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Date: 2011-11-13 11:06 pm (UTC)Congrats on posting this, yo. You rock and I'm stoked to read when I get some time off!!
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Date: 2011-11-13 11:25 pm (UTC)There I go, checking my flist one last time before heading to bed.
Must have a quick skim through now....
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Date: 2011-11-14 08:04 am (UTC)You were awesome help, lady. Thank you. ♥
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Date: 2011-11-14 12:13 am (UTC)TOTALLY NGH~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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loveitloveitloveitloveit!!!
LOVE the original movie and LOVE what you've done with the prompt, hun!
:glomps you SO HARD:
XD!!!
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Date: 2011-11-14 03:45 pm (UTC)at Salt and Burn Recs (http://saltandburnrecs.tumblr.com). Please contact us if you would like the post removed.
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Date: 2011-11-15 07:49 pm (UTC)(LOVE Debussy as mood music, too. In fact I've been listening to the Nocturnes as mood music for my NaNo novel this year, and it's working its magic quite well.)
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Date: 2011-11-16 08:47 am (UTC)And Um well it's kind of a cheat - this piece in particular is used as the transition from the climax to the resolution of the movie. It's a fucking genius music cue, as they're all watching the Bellagio fountain after they've pretty much conquered the world. Um, I like the movie a little, can you tell? XB BUT. DEBUSSY. I have a soft spot for him and his compatriots; so schmoopy but I don't even care. It's just beautiful stuff, period. ^^
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Date: 2011-11-23 01:35 pm (UTC)Awesome fic was totally awesome.
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