cast list for 'What are We Stealing? Or: Ackles' Eleven'

Because hey, it's a pan-fandom story, and we could all use some more pretty in our lives. :D:D:D

The fic itself can be found here.

Note: In the spirit of the cameo, the Teen Beat coverboys are not pictured. XB

( NO ONE ON THE CORNER GOT SWAGGER LIKE US. )

Fic: 'What Are We Stealing?' - 1 - The Plan

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The Plan | The Set-Up | The Heist | The Payoff

THE PLAN

( Jared Padalecki loves nachos. )

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Fic: 'What Are We Stealing?' - 2 - The Set-Up

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THE SET-UP

( ’Just because no one understands you, doesn’t make you an artist.’ )

The Plan | The Set-Up | The Heist | The Payoff
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Fic: 'What Are We Stealing?' - 3 - The Heist

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THE HEIST

( 'Dude, what do we look like, a couple of peckerwood jackasses or something?' )

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Fic: 'What Are We Stealing?' - 4 - The Payoff

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THE PAYOFF

( I didn't notice a clavichord in my carry-on. )

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Title: What Are We Stealing? Or: Ackles' Eleven
Author: Thalia (thalialunacy)
Artist: norfolkdumpling

Fandoms/Characters: Supernatural cast RPF (Jensen, Jared, Gen, Jeff, Misha), plus the usual related hooligans (Chris, Steve, Sandy, Chad, Mike), plus some Star Trek (reboot) cast RPF (Zach, John, Anton) thrown in for funsies. Small references to Bones characters, and a few Teen Beat coverboys.
Pairing(s): Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki (background Jared/Gen and Zach/John)
Genre: AU slashy caper of fun!
Rating: NC-17, yar. (language and sexual situations)
Length: 24K



Summary: Jensen Ackles is a free man. Free to gamble, free to steal, free to walk around in swanky suits-- But, most importantly, free to gather up his old posse and risk everything to get back the one thing he couldn't keep in his sticky fingers: Jared Padalecki. Based on Ocean's Eleven (2001); written for spn_cinema. Featuring: Jared and Jensen in swanky suits, Gen in Chanel, Misha in grandpa sweaters, Chris being the voice of reason, Steve in a clown costume, Chad blowing shit up, John cracking wise, Zach being catty, Sandy being bendy, JDM being grumpy, Anton being an innocent face, and Mike in a shirt that says 'Do the Jew'. Among other things.


The Plan | The Set-Up | The Heist | The Payoff

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In addition:

some mood music :D
The Day Of - Ocean’s Twelve OST
A Little Less Conversation (the JLX Remix) - Elvis Presley
One for My Baby - Frank Sinatra
Luck be a Lady (Marlon Brando version) - Guys & Dolls
Clair de Lune (orchestral version) - Claude Debussy

And a helpful cast list

Warning(s): Technically, Gen’s the ‘bad guy’ in this story; no offense intended and I’m sure she’s lovely in real life. There are some Jew jokes/slurs spoken/worn by a Jewish person, or said in the context of a con job. And if you’re expecting a story that differs greatly from the movie, you’d best look elsewhere; this is basically my loveletter to its genius. You know, with porn.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, inspired by and drawn greatly from the 2001 version of Ocean's Eleven. I am not claiming to know anything about these people's actual lives, nor claiming any ownership of the plot or the script of the film. I made up pretty much everything else; none of the places or artifacts actually exist, to my knowledge, and I’ve, uh, never worked at a museum or attended UW, although I am from the area and have two music degrees. No money or goods have changed hands in the making of this, and no profit is being made from this activity. And hey, don't be hatin, we just like the fuckin.

Dedication: For 24_centuries, who, upon hearing about this story, said this: ‘OBVIOUSLY THE COUCH AND CHAIR WILL BE SO POSH AND PERFECT AND THEY WILL SIT PRECISELY AND THERE WILL BE FOOD INVOLVED AND A BIT OF ALCOHOL, I PRESUME – ‘ And made me laugh for days. This story is nothing like that, girl, but I hope you like it anyway.

Sources/Inspirations/Notes/Etc: The original screenplay by Ted Griffin (with the utmost respect: I cannot improve upon perfection). Ocean's 12, as well. Bones. Sleepless in Seattle. My team of amazing awesome cheerleaders, who know who they are—They were with me for the long haul, you don’t even know, especially elucreh. claudia_nic, ijdtw65, and amine_eyes for the ‘omfg does this even make sense’ read-thrus. norfolkdumpling for taking pity on me and offering to do the graphics. I really cannot thank my friends enough, ever. IMDB. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Hook. Snatch. My former Counterpoint professor and former Head of Music. Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life. brainyquote.com. And as always, the genius that is Aaron Sorkin.