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[thalialunacy2]

WELP, I've now lost my bingo card virginity. Because somebody knew to ask indirectly for the Urbine button to be pushed on the crack machine (trek_crackbingo) AND WE ALL KNOW I STOOD NO CHANCE AGAINST SUCH A FORCE SO jkfld;asjkl;

And then the magical mod gave me--honestly--a card beyond my wildest dreams. I AM EXCITE! :D:D:D:D

eyebrows of doom	smoking	tragic death scene	embarrassing relatives	unresolved sexual tension
on the farm	definitely not a date	road trip	public nudity	pranks
love letters	men/women in uniform	WILD CARD	case of mistaken identity	dirty dancing
truth or dare	pretending to be a couple	old-fashioned politeness	groupie brigade	amusingly shaped vegetables
misguided tattoo	sexy professor	dreams	reciting poetry	inexplicable technical jargon

IT'S LIKE A BUFFET. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START FIRST. FDAJK;LDFSAFJ;LERWAUIODASL;

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[starsfell.livejournal.com]

I just like to imagine Pine's family as being a clusterfuck of hilarity.

"OH MY GOD DAD, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING PANTS WHEN ANSWERING THE DOOR?!"

"Son! Glad you're home for the holidays, your mom was in the middle of pressing my slacks and told me to get the bell and-"

"WHY DO YOU ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR OF PANTS!"

"I'm so happy to see you!"

"DAD. PANTS."

"Come in, come in, who's this with you, Karl? Hi Karl! Thanks for coming!"

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

Do you mind if I use this for a Frat Boy fic?