Fic or somethingggg 12 DAYS OF KARLMAS

I wrote a bit every day for the 12 days of Christmas, posted to the Urbine tumblr, and here's the result. I did not expect it to be so... long, or full of porn, but there you go. I just can't stop with these two.

12 Ways to Romance Your Karl
because holy cats could i not think of a better title
6600 words
NC-17
many silly pictures and things
polyamory
all the Urbans
and some ridiculously specific location details because I did a lot of research ok