FIC: 'Quitters Never Win' (Merlin/Arthur AU rom-com) (NC-17)

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. THIS FIC. LOLOLOL COMEDY OF ERRORS. But it's done, and it's porny, and hopefully my Britpicker doesn't think I'm TOTALLY daft. Just... a little daft. >.>

Anyways, here's a hangover present for Emily, whenever she wakes up. ♥ ETA: she woke up, and left me an obscenely gorgeous comment on AO3, so my life is complete

Title: Quitters Never Win
(Or: Watch Where You’re Sticking That Patch
Or: Suck on This Instead)
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Genre: modern AU, porny rom-com
Rating: NC-17, yar
Length: 8,682 words
Summary: In which Arthur tries to quit smoking, Merlin decidedly doesn’t, and there’s a lot of sex. And nicotine patches, and hand-rolled cigarettes. And feelings.

Dedication: For tourdefierce, of course.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters; nobody does, but I did use the likeness as should be credited to other people. No profit made or insult intended.
Notes: All credit for this fic should go to tourdefierce. I just wrote what she said. There are also little nods to Wonderfalls, Sports Night, and, you know, every rom-com ever written. And special thanks for gingifere for being my British eyes, and doing so with alacrity and enthusiasm.


( ‘Well, this went from zero to porno in two minutes flat.’ )

Ficlet: 'Untitled' (Merlin AU, NC-17, het)

[Well. There was a challenge at summerpornathon to use Myths & Legends in a story. So here is a little story about Lilith, a demon, the first wife of Adam. Told in reverse, and a little off-the-charts weird, but I am in love with it.]


( She kissed like she was the last person that ever would kiss, soft and slow and hurtful like the end of the world. )