Title: Mad Merlin and the Bartender of his (Slightly Crazy) Dreams
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Genre: modern AU rom com
Rating: PG, wtf
Length: 1,396 words
Summary: Merlin is totally okay with stuffed animals talking to him. They don’t tell him to set anybody on fire, so it must be all right. Except for how it really, really isn’t.
Notes: Fusion with the show Wonderfalls; I originally started it as an attempt at an entry for
summerpornathon, but it ran away from me and two hours later I just couldn’t bear to cut it. A lot of the dialogue is lifted from the series. Just… have fun with it, yeah? And watch the show if you can; it’s genius.
( The straw that broke the Merlin’s back (…so to speak) was when the tiny stuffed dragon told him to ring 999 from the pub’s phone and hang up. )
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Genre: modern AU rom com
Rating: PG, wtf
Length: 1,396 words
Summary: Merlin is totally okay with stuffed animals talking to him. They don’t tell him to set anybody on fire, so it must be all right. Except for how it really, really isn’t.
Notes: Fusion with the show Wonderfalls; I originally started it as an attempt at an entry for
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( The straw that broke the Merlin’s back (…so to speak) was when the tiny stuffed dragon told him to ring 999 from the pub’s phone and hang up. )