fic for vicky! Urbine, 2800, R, 'The Envy of All I See'

[thalialunacy2]

Title: The Envy of All I See
Fandom: Star Trek (reboot) RPF
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: R for Chris's potty mouth and some smoochin'.
Length: 2,877 words.
Genre: Twee rom-com.
Summary: Karl makes ridiculous faces. Chris pretends it doesn't bother him. Zach is smarter than the rest of them combined.
Dedication: norfolkdumpling, this is for you. <3 (I was gonna write you something with Karl in eyeliner, but this was just begging to be finished. Hope you don't mind. ^^)

Notes: This fic was started & nearly finished way back in the day (2011). I have no idea why it was abandoned, but I found it again, and just in time for a very amazing lady's birthday.
Disclaimer: Obvious fictional content in fictional. Please, please don’t sue me. And don’t be hatin, we just like the fuckin.
Credits/Sources/Inspirations/Etc: It all started with this picture, obvs, which led to a prompt from the lovely 3_foot_6, which, yes, I already filled once, which might've been why this one was abandoned, come to think of it. But I like this one a lot, too, and some girl had a birthday, so. The title is, indeed, from Fiddler on the Roof. Thanks to jazzy_peaches & starsfell & the crew on Tumblr. Source credits go to When Harry Met Sally…, and, as always, Aaron motherfucking Sorkin.


( Chris notices first. )

Comments

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

I'M SO GLAD. I really did want to write you eyeliner!Karl but this happened anyways so I'm glad you're okay with it. >.>

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

PSHAW. Like I'd ever not be OK with thaliafic written for me!

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

WELL IN THAT CASE

lol i tried to think of something i'd write that you wouldn't like but honestly, we're so alike that i think that's an impossible task

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

Ha, yep! Other than the usual big warning-worthy stuff that you know I don't read, I think it would take 'Thalia describes Karl and Chris eating a huge bowl of coriander' to put me off :D

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

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DON'T TEMPT ME.

:P

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

Well, you know Zach hates coriander too, so he could be my horrified Mary Sue By Proxy :D

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

Z: No.
C: Yes.
K: What if I told you it was coriander?
Z: I've been to Europe, once or twice, but nice try.
C: A for effort, Karl.
Z: No he does not get a reward kiss for that, what are you -- NO, not WITH the cilantro
Z: Oh god I'm leaving.

:B

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

Ahaha YAYS! Two Urbines in one day? BEST EARLY BIRTHDAY EVAAAAARRRR! And now I'm going to bed all warm and fuzzy. ILU <3

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

mission: accomplished. May this be a good early start to a wonderful birthday week ♥

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

oh my god the erotic eyebrows i can't even