Podfic: 'Relax, It's Just Sex' (J2) (for helpthesouth) (NC-17)

[thalialunacy2]

Reader's Stupidity Disclaimer: Okay, seriously, reading fic where the two main characters' names start with the same letter and have the same amount of syllables? IS HARD, MAN.

:facepalm:

The amount of times I've got the wrong name in here, it pains me. But I still don't know how to re-record shit, because the program I use is smarter than me by far. I accidentally figured out how to turn the volume down (during the third part only, of course), so that's nice. But. There's one scene Jensen's not even MENTIONED in and I totally said his name instead of Jared's. SMRT, THALIA. SMRT.

ANYWAYS.

Something to entice you, perhaps: This is porntastic, guys. Why? Because it's an AU about making porn! \o/ It's about Jared doing gay-for-pay... and then gay-for-Jensen, naturally. (Like you do.) So you do not have to have ANY knowledge of Supernatural, or any of the actors involved, to have a good, filthy listen.

And I do mean filthy: I actually managed to kind of get turned on by my own voice a couple of times during the editing, that's how sexy this story is. I pitched 'Jensen' super low, and, well, made the most of the pornicity involved. Unf unf.


ANYWAYS, HERE IT IS FOR YOUR DOWNLOADING PLEASURE:

Relax, It's Just Sex
by alwayseven
read by thalialunacy
Supernatural RPS AU
Jared/Jensen (minor Jared/Sandy & Jared/Chad)
NC-17 frealz
3 parts
2 hrs 24 min total

text here
.zip here

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Comments

[pslasher.livejournal.com]

Oooooh! I can't get this loaded up till tomorrow, but I'm looking forward to it! I'm glad you were able to get it recorded with your bro and all.

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

Yay! I seem to remember you liking audiobooks, and someone was kind enough to make one here (http://audiofic.jinjurly.com/relax-its-just-sex-audiobook). :D

[pslasher.livejournal.com]

I do like audiobooks, excellent! But my computer is down with a virus right now, and I don't know when I might be able to download it. :( but I'm eagerly looking forward to it!

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

Aww, sad. But it'll be there whenever. :)

[janice-lester.livejournal.com]

Just to let you know, I really enjoyed this. I'm not big on podfic, prefer to listen to my computer read me things because the voice is familiar and I don't have to be embarrassed-in-advance for any slips it might make. But you were very consistent and I found I wasn't anxious that you'd slip. You know, except with the names, since you warned about that, and, hey, it's easy enough to do that writing these two. Reading must be 50x harder. I think I counted three "Jensen"s that should have been "Jared"s, and two of them I had to rewind to be sure.

Thanks for this. I don't think I would have found this awesome story without you, and I certainly wouldn't have got to it so soon without the convenience of audio. :-)

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

I find it interesting that I substituted 'Jensen' for 'Jared' but not vice versa. You can clearly tell where my preference lies. XB

ANYWAYS, thank you SO MUCH for this comment. You have no idea how precious it is. ^^ ♥ ♥

[treksnoopy.livejournal.com]

I found it! I lost this entry and hadn't made it back to search.
I am downloading now because I feel like I will need it during my upcoming trip.
How much of Thalia's podfic can I put on my IPod without it melting??? The world may never know.

*hus & ♥ darlin'*

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

lolol you are adorbs. Thank you. <3

[pslasher.livejournal.com]

Ok, so this feedback is SO LATE, I'm so sorry! But I just re-listened to it this week on my drives to work and it was every bit as good the second time as the first. And omg SO SEXY!!! Like seriously sexy. I love the way you read it, Jensen in particular. He was low and sultry and perfect. This one will be one of those podfics i return to every so often.

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

Aw, you're so sweet for coming back here and leaving a note. I really appreciate it, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. <3