Um I'm sorry did you you actually try to communicate something beyond the INTENSE JEALOUSLY MAKING NO WAY OH MY GOD I HATE YOU EXCEPT THAT YOU'RE AWESOME factoid because all my brain is doing right now is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE NO WAY can I send you ten million embarrasing things for him to sign i'll pay for postage and bribe you to send them back. really if he'd just put on lipstick and kiss my McCoy action figure I reckon I'd be happy to the end of my days.