Loving this, and it’s taking ages to read ‘cause I keep re-reading parts to enjoy over. "Well, I'm gay. And I swear to God Noah purrs when you pet him right. So. Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys." Perfect – that should be on a t-shirt!

I love your version of werewolf lore, others stumble around wondering why they're having a bad week. this is fucking truefax. I have a dog and hang out with kids a lot. The Moon *nods* be afraid.

"You're so just a pretty face."

"Shut up." This is why Zach and Chris spend so much time sitting on a couch (in my head) chatting. They’re irresistible together.

"Fascinating," Zach finally said, Spock-like, if Spock had a sassy pseudo-lisp. I love you!