SHE JUMPED THROUGH A HOLE IN THE ICE INTO A LAKE. IN MINNESOTA. IN JANUARY. FOR CHARITY.

Plus, she asked. :P She buttered me up; said she loved the way I wrote gen!Pinto banter so I joked I'd write her some actual Pinto for her birthday. AND THEN IT WAS LIKE A GAUNTLET HAD BEEN THROWN. BY ME, BUT STILL. XB