thalialunacy2: (C/K: KISSING YES)
Because Vicki was excited enough about it to send me trans-Atlantic texts, here’s some fic. :B

Title: The Longest Distance Between Two Places
Fandom: Star Trek (reboot) cast RPF
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: NC-17, yar
Length: 1,741 words
Genre: established (polyamorous) relationship ficlet of silliness and sex
Summary: Karl loses a watch. Except it’s not really lost, is it?
Disclaimer: I do not know these people, nor do I claim to, so please, please don’t sue me.
Notes: Sequel of sorts to Time Takes Time, You Know, so go read that first, because it's worth it for the collaborative poetry book at the end. Spawned by this snippet, and the ensuing conversation on Twitter between [livejournal.com profile] sangueuk, [livejournal.com profile] therumjournals, and [livejournal.com profile] norfolkdumpling. But I kinda imply herein that Karl was telling bogey pies to the interviewer, lol. Sorry, Karl. Don’t be hatin, we just like the fuckin. And we love you.


’Forgot how to change the time, my ass,’ Chris mutters against his skin. )
thalialunacy2: (C/K: Parallel Motion)
Title: Parallel Motion (Or: Fate, Crunchy Cheetos, and a Bunch of Other Things Chris Pine Didn't Believe In)
Author: Thalia :D ([livejournal.com profile] thalialunacy)
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] karneol_vision
Fandom: Star Trek (reboot) cast RPF
Pairing: Chris Pine / Karl Urban



Art Master Post
(The art has been integrated into the story (and contains pretty significant spoilers), but you should go there and give props for the amazing work.)


Summary:

In a world with a happily secret, slightly oversexed, Hollywood-centered underbelly of werewolves, Chris Pine is a reluctant hipster alpha just trying to make a name for himself and still maintain the freedom to flip off the paps and wear however many white t-shirts he wants. He has no interest in being weighed down by centuries of tradition and the responsibilities of his station; he just wants to get laid.

Then he meets Karl Urban, and finds out all the lore he never believed is actually true--there is such a thing as a perfect mate. The only hitch? This one's married. Oh, and human.

Rating: NC-17, yar
Length: 23K
Warnings: Werewolves! Knotting! Mpreg! Mangst! Copious amounts of swearing, including the (other) f-word. Reference to off-screen suicide of a minor character. I played with the trope, and the timeline. But, my dear friends, if you have any interest at all, or any faith in me, I suggest you take my hand and jump in. The water is surprisingly nice, and the boys are very pretty. XB
Disclaimer: I do not know these people, and do not claim to. Obviously fictional content is 100% fictional, and I mean no disrespect. Please, please don’t sue me. And hey, don’t be hatin, we just like the fuckin.


Prologue | Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Epilogue


PDF AVAILABLE HERE :D


Sources/Inspirations/Etc: Chasing Amy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Snatch, my friend Anne (may she rest in peace ♥), Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Emily Saliers, my BFF Ern, Dave Matthews Band, and, as always, Aaron Sorkin. Oh, and because I can, I’m calling this my ‘inexplicable technical jargon’ square on my [livejournal.com profile] trek_crackbingo card.

Thanks: First, chronologically speaking, to [livejournal.com profile] elucreh for leading me into J2, where this trope is popular and plentiful. Then to [livejournal.com profile] janice_lester, for encouraging cross-fandom trope experimentation (and for doing her own awesome take on it). She was also a heavy-hitter on the beta team, along with [livejournal.com profile] mrasaki, [livejournal.com profile] gingifere, and [livejournal.com profile] pslasher. The rest of my f’list was a great, great encouragement, despite (or perhaps because of) the madness contained herein. Special thanks to the Heterolifemate, [livejournal.com profile] ernthealmighty, who not only had to read about it but had to put up with real life talk about it nearly every day as well. And thanks to the mods of [livejournal.com profile] rpf_big_bang for putting it all together, and for being so fucking chill. So: Endless hearts, to all of you. Endless. ♥
thalialunacy2: (C/K: BRB WRITING URBINE)
So this was just for funsies, because I am wandering around on my day off and felt like it. Of course I pick the mildly depressing story, lol. IDK, I tried this thing so it wouldn't be so loud, but instead it's kind of lispy and mildly tinny. LOL. ART IS PAIN, RIGHT?

Button Down
by me
Star Trek reboot RPF
Chris / Karl
NC-17, 8:52

text here
mp3 here

SideNote: Ani is the best Urbine background music. Ever. 'I will be picturesque; I will be nice. I won't do anything you can't tell your wife.'

AND NOW I GROCERY SHOP. BAM.
thalialunacy2: (CP: RAINBOWS AND SPARKLES)
Another one of my top five Urbines, this story is fucking awesome. It's so funny I burst into laughter several times while recording. (Which all got edited out, lol, no fear.) But it made me love Cho (ho shit, reading him was f-u-n FUN), and because of this story, I cannot see a bottle of Vitamin Water without grinning. XB

The recording's not perfect -- hahah yeah Kiwi accent is hard, okay, and some parts are too loud, and I misread some names and didn't realize it at the time and have I mentioned Audacity sucks? so it's stuck there for life. I'm totally mortified, but y'all're smart, you'll figure out who it's supposed to be. ^^ (Hint: this is a bottom!Karl story.) And a new winner came out of the 'surprisingly difficult phrases to say' competition: 'Chris finishes his sandwich.' I had to do it like five times.

Oh, and while I was willing to pretend to be Chris pretending to be Phil Collins, I did not attempt to pretend to be Lady Gaga. So here's the track: 'Love Games' by Lady Gaga.


Disco Stick (aka Karl Can't Dance or the Lady GaGa Chronicles)
by [livejournal.com profile] withthepilot
Chris/Karl NC-17
40:44

text here
mp3 here


ENJOY! :D ♥

pornpodfic

Feb. 17th, 2011 11:55 am
thalialunacy2: (C/K: Justification bitches.)
[livejournal.com profile] pslasher requested it, and I figure Trisha wouldn't mind. I call this the Come to Jesus fic. It converted at least two Urbine-ites, myself included. First-person Chris, dominant Karl... Yum. Everybody send a little kiss to the heavens, where I'm pretty sure the author is partying it up with the Marauders. ♥

Don't Say My Name
by [livejournal.com profile] simons_flower
NC-17 (no joke, it's pwp) Chris/Karl
14:51

text here
mp3 here
thalialunacy2: (C/K: KISSING YES)
NO ONE ACTUALLY FROM AUSTRALIA OR NEW ZEALAND IS ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS, OKAY? OKAY.

(ETA because yes, I did the accents. Accent? Accent and a half? I tried to differentiate between the chick's and Karl's, but I am not that good. There's also singing. And giggles. Seriously this is the most masturbatory podfic ever; me reading my own Mary Sue lolol. But I had fun. :D)

In my defense, it was requested by more than one person. >.>

Found Your Writing on My Wall aka The Mary Sue
by... me.
Chris/OFC --> Chris/Karl
NC-17 (het & slash)
1hr 21min

text here
mp3 here

I still fucking hate Audacity. I probably should split this into two files, but... I don't know how. XB :sporks it:
thalialunacy2: (Fandom: It is Persuasive.)
WELP, I've now lost my bingo card virginity. Because somebody knew to ask indirectly for the Urbine button to be pushed on the crack machine ([livejournal.com profile] trek_crackbingo) AND WE ALL KNOW I STOOD NO CHANCE AGAINST SUCH A FORCE SO jkfld;asjkl;

And then the magical mod gave me--honestly--a card beyond my wildest dreams. I AM EXCITE! :D:D:D:D

Behind heeeeerrrreee. )

IT'S LIKE A BUFFET. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START FIRST. FDAJK;LDFSAFJ;LERWAUIODASL;
thalialunacy2: (C/K: BRB WRITING URBINE)
Does Zach as Matchmaker ever get old? Please say no, or I'm going to have figure out another way to get Chris to read Karl his EPIC LOVE POEM TO KARL'S MANLY WRISTS.

You only wish I was joking. XB

ETA ALL CONTRIBUTIONS OF POEMS DEDICATED TO KARL URBAN BY CHRIS PINE ARE WELCOME. :bats eyelashes:

ETA2 because I can't bring myself to spam everyone, lol: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE COMMENT FIC. A FICLET. IT'S 1200 WORDS AND KARL HASN'T EVEN SHOWN UP YET. WHAT THE SHIT.

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